Episode 95: Aron Ra Spectacular! August 6, 2022
Aron Ra & Lilandra try to catch them all then Patrons learn about the time he fought the ocean! It’s a bucket of chuckles!
More Horrible Cereal June 20, 2022
This week Aaron finishes his dive into the horrible origins of food. Then Shea tells patrons about a ye-oldie “well” of tragedy.
Episode 93: Celestial Atom Smasher May 26, 2022
Aaron bews a cuppa’ of sleepytime-cult tea. Then Shea impresses patrons with the Mighty Atom’s strength!
Episode 92: The Quizy-Quiz Show May 11, 2022
This week Shea helps Steve & Aaron find a date. Then Aaron gives it to the guys by the numbers—It’s a quiz, only available at Patreon.com/IIT!
Episode 91: Proctologist Who? April 20, 2022
It’s timey wimey time, then we read a study about “assholes.” Shea tells patrons about ye-oldie archeologists & all their dragon bones.
Episode 90: Take Me Out April 12, 2022
Shea teaches us about the power of mediocre assassins then Aaron turns to the stars for host-compatibility!
Episode 89: You Need A Door Edition April 4, 2022
This week’s takeaway is that you should probably close the door when you’re doing a wank or, you know, a sedition.
Episode 87: Escape From Wyoming March 7, 2022
Aaron rambles his way around a baseball field like a lost Quocker-wodger, then Shea shows patrons his Callipygian might!
Episode 86: Dowsing For Dummies February 24, 2022
Aaron headlines the show and dowses for the point. Patrons fund the best way to not find a body.
Episode 85: The Journey of Jepp February 7, 2022
Shea goes all mad scientist on us and Aaron pokes at patrons.
Episode 84: Drink, Drank, Drunks January 31, 2022
Shea mixes us up the finest cocktails you can put in a boot. Aaron tells you how to fail at getting away with murder.
Episode 83: The Worst Year January 24, 2022
Aaron tells you why 202x isn’t actually so bad. Then Shea tells patrons how 2022 is going to go…
Episode 82: Zap, Pow, Right In the Kisser! January 17, 2022
Aaron headlines with news, Shea’s face pics up the slack, and patrons are accedently exposed to science!
Episode 81: Careers Dying Hard… January 10, 2022
Happy New Year! Headlines are back! Aaron quizzes the guys on 80’s movies. Shea brings the patrons… Headlines 2.0!
Episode 80: Christmas Carol War! December 24, 2021
Shea hosts a Christmas Carol quiz then Aaron takes patrons — and everyone! — to see the ghosts of Christmas wars past. Happy Holidays!
Episode 79: Bright Orange Clowns December 17, 2021
Aaron takes a clown-shoed stroll down Canada’s memory lane. Then talks smartishly to the patrons!
Episode 78: The Elephant In the Room December 5, 2021
Shea tells us how to become elephants for fun and profit, then he shows patrons how to survive raiding a lost ark.
Episode 77: A Wizarding Thanksgiving… November 25, 2021
Happy Thanksgiving folks! Aaron talks turkey then Shea tells us all about New Zealand’s grand wizard in this public patron-length episode!
IIT – Episode 076 November 14, 2021
Aaron visits his barber and leaves with more questions than beard! First, it’s blue light woo then the patrons bathe in the oniony foot water of detoxification.
Episode 75: Egyptian Medical Canyons November 5, 2021
Jenn takes the guys tomb raiding in the ancient Egyptian caves of Arizona. Then Aaron gets his MD in BCE BS from St. Patreon Medical FTW!
Episode 74: Terrifying Trivia! October 29, 2021
It’s Halloween! In this year’s special Shea hosts a scary movie quiz. Then for patrons… Aaron hosts a scary movie quiz!
Episode 73: Djinn & Juice! October 22, 2021
Shea wishes upon a haunted haunt & is fish-slapped by a Djinn. Aaron feeds the patrons after midnight and blows everything up Mogwai-style.
Episode 72: Haunting Haunts October 15, 2021
Shea tells the haunting stories of a Moony Brewery, then Jenn tells patrons about the truly horrifying origin of Nightmare on Elm Street.
Episode 71: Gun Ghost: Reloaded October 8, 2021
Aaron tells the next chapter in the saga of Gun Ghost then Shea makes sure patrons candy is safe to eat.
Episode 70: Mysterious Monsters! October 1, 2021
Kicking off Spooktober, Shea thrills you with terrifying tales of mysterious monsters & Aaron puzzles patrons with equally alien nonsense!
Episode 69: Merry Widow’s Peaks September 24, 2021
Aaron tells Shea and Jenn about the wonders of Radon treatment, then quizzes them on what they learned for the patrons.
Episode 68: U F Oh No! September 19, 2021
Shea explains how the ancients dealt with ancient aliens. Aaron invites patrons to the worst Brewfest ever.
Episode 67: Solar Eclipse of the Heart September 3, 2021
Shea teaches us how different cultures dealt with the sun going out. Aaron tells patrons about the do’s & don’ts of “stairing” into the sun.
Episode 66: Gun-Ghost Rides Again! August 27, 2021
Aaron tells spooky, scary, ghost stories. Australian ghosts with trumpets even!
Episode 65: Nom Nom August 15, 2021
Time for nom noms! Shea tells us ab out bad diets, Aaron helps you find healthy food in the dark, and King Shark carries Suicide Squad.
Episode 64: Woo, Play Free Bir.. th? August 6, 2021
Jenn tells us how to have to a good, god-fearing, freedom-baby, then Aaron glazes over some extra silly flat-ish Earth nonsense for patrons.
Episode 63: Brewing Hot Coco July 24, 2021
Aaron explains why brewing makes him a witch. Then patrons hear about the magical nature of hot coco.
Episode 62: Beer Bombs & Bar Tending July 23, 2021
Aaron talks about surviving the apocalyptic wasteland with beer and luck, then Shea mixes up your favorite drinks!
Episode 61: Radium Tastes Like Fun! July 9, 2021
Jenn tells the often-referenced (sorry) story of the Radium Girls. Then, ignoring all of that, Aaron tells patrons how to play with radium!
Episode 60: A Reasonable Cult July 2, 2021
Aaron mispronounces his way to liberty and reason, then Shea casts reason aside so Pikachu can defeat the Confederacy.
Episode 59: rainbows & Glitter! June 25, 2021
Shea teaches us about LGBTQ+ resilience, pride, and flags, then Aaron tells patrons about the Gay Agenda’s war on Australia.
Episode 58: A League of My Own June 18, 2021
Aaron goes back to sports-ball camp then Shea takes patrons on a stroll down Scotlands ye-oldie fairway.
Episode 57: Jailbreak Jamboree! June 11, 2021
Shea teaches us about the finer points of prison breaks, then Aaron teaches Patrons the exact opposite lesson…
Episode 56: Brewing Trouble June 4, 2021
Aaron brews up some CEZerisouly good vodka then takes Patrons on a trip down energy drink memory lane.
Episode 55: The Dancing Queen of Mattoon! Patron Cut! May 28, 2021
Jenn takes us back to a simpler, more rhythmic time. Then Aaron tells patrons—and everyone—how to defeat ye-oldie alien gas attacks.
Episode 54: Racist Rhetoric May 21, 2021
Shea teaches us some phrases that we’ll never use then Aaron cracks open a cold, sexist, beer for patrons.
Episode 53: At Least Wear Gloves… May 14, 2021
Aaron talks about the history of acupuncture and why it’s silly. Shea tells patrons about the *real* medical lingo going on…
Episode 52: Plumbing The Underworld… May 7, 2021
Aaron remodels his bathroom into a spooky, scary, specter of a show. then tells patrons the legend of a far creepier Moaning Myrtle.
Episode 51: The Science Fair! April 30, 2021
Shea teaches you how to compare yourself to internet kids and feel dumb doing it. Then Aaron chugs Miracle Mineral Solution so patrons wont!
Episode 50: It’s A Hutt Of A Show April 23, 2021
Aaron introduces 50 years of micronations and Shea explains the numerology of 50 and why it creeps on you so much.
Episode 49: You’re A Wizard, Scotus! April 16, 2021
Shea shares some new words named for some old people, then Aaron talks patrons through the science of nuking stuff into space… kind of.
Episode 48: Moist Moons Over MyHammy April 9, 2021
Aaron “explains” the Cosmic Ice Theory of moist moons & Nazi astronomy. Then Shea tells patrons how to get a girlfriend-tank out of Stalin!
Episode 47: A Stickier Situation April 2, 2021
This week Shea adheres to the tacky topic of sticky situations then Aaron tells Patrons about a micronation stuck in a bitterly salty spot.
Episode 46: Wetter Water Wonderland March 26, 2021
This week Aaron teaches the guys about how the best water is above 7 and then quizes the patrons on what they’ve learned about wetness.
Episode 45: We’re A Bunch Of Jerks! March 19, 2021
Shea hosts the first great Interesting Jerk Off then Aaron tells the patrons all about how to be a cunning linguist!
Episode 44: Fighting Like A Girl! March 12, 2021
Aaron learns about becoming a Wonderful Woman warrior then Shea teaches the Patrons how to spell “oh hell no” in German.
Episode 43: Give ‘Em The Goat! March 5, 2021
It’s a fun animal show! Aaron takes a few goats to WWI and teaches a pig to play Fortnite then Shea tells the patrons about animal super powers!
Episode 42: The Answer To Nothing February 26, 2021
Jenn relates a very handsome witch’s journey through the Western Theosophical movement then Aaron introduces the patrons America’s foxiest, psychic, sisters!
Episode 41: German New Cancer February 12, 2021
German New Medicine, it’s dangerous pseudo-science and Aaron will tell you all about it, then Shea will help you forget with ALL the weird drugs!
Episode 40: Doctor Yeti, That’s Who! February 5, 2021
This week Shea passes his yee-oldie medical exams, then teaches Aaron about blasting off to the Vadican.
Episode 39: Bad Spellers Untied! January 29, 2021
Shea teaches Aaron to spell… only the immortals survived into the Patreon story.
Episode 38: That One Time In Scotland January 22, 2021
Shea tells us how to live our best cave-lives and Aaron exposes the dasterdly plot of big-Lake to explode and kill you.
Episode 37: A Titanic Tragity January 15, 2021
Aaron tells the story of the worst ship wreck you probably haven’t heard of then Shea tells the patrons were to find radioactive cookies.
Episode 36: Bits, Bobbles, & Beers! January 8, 2021
Shea tells us of yee-oldie French pranks and Aaron tells the Patrons how to lose your English leg in Florida.
Episode 35: 2020 Toaster Shakings January 1, 2021
Let’s take a look back at 2020… not because we want to but because it’s curse nessisitated it. Let’s all jsut be glad it’s over…
Episode 34: Happy Hungry Holiday Hoedown December 25, 2020
Happy Holidays! This week we’re releasing the full show to everyone, so enjoy Aaron’s Worst Christmas Foods List -and- Shea’s Super Santa Quiz!
Episode 33: Sniffing For Diplomacy December 18, 2020
This week Jenn tells us how to deplomacy like a kid, then Aaron tells everyone how to give a dog a bone.
Episode 32 – The G is for “Germs” December 11, 2020
Aaron explains the best ways to keep your nwe 5G phone from giving you Covid-19; then Shea sells the patrons some inpractical parcels.
Episode 31 – Depressing Food & Worse Beer! December 4, 2020
Shea serves up some …delightful… treats then Aaron blasts the patrons into the big cafateria in the sky… ISS. It’s a space-food joke!
Episode 30 – This One’s A Turkey! November 27, 2020
It’s the Thanksgiving episode and we’re thankful for you! First Jenn helps you lose those holiday pounds then Aaron takes up arms against a horde of large, non-turkey, birds!
Episode 29 – Just For One Day! November 20, 2020
Aaron tells the legendary story of modern heroes masterful legends, then Shea takes the Patreons on a tour of some of comicbooks worst ideas
Episode 28 – Good King Shea November 13, 2020
Shea teaches us how to be a benevolent ruler who doesn’t lie about the cake, then Aaron declares himself the crown prince of Patreolanda!
Episode 27 – Out In Left Field November 6, 2020
Aaron pitches a new way to look at the world to Shea, then Shea tells the patrons about the exciting farming mud.
Episode 26 – The Specter of Sam! October 30, 2020
Jenn scares the pants off the 1970s and then Aaron quizes the patrons on the history of slutting up Halloween then gives a bonus costume quiz!
Episode 25 – Goes In Your Snout! October 23, 2020
We’re high on life & want to share! Shea sniffs out what the fox smokes, Aaron translates it to dog, & Jenn explains why drugs are bad.
Episode 24: We Make Beautiful Music! October 9, 2020
Aaron streams some yee-oldie music to Shea, then Shea tests Aaron’s hearing for the patrons!
Episode 23 – And I ran So Far Away… October 2, 2020
Shea takes Aaron on a jog down Olypic-memory lane. Then Aaron takes the Patrons on a lovely drive through death-race country.
Episode 22: A League Of His Own… September 25, 2020
This week Aaron teaches the guys about what he things are sports. Jenn had the good sense to sit this one out…
Episode 21 – Who Let The Cats Out? September 18, 2020
In this salty show Shea and Aaron get their Idiomocracy on and open a whole can of worms that Pliny tries to poison.
Episode 20: Snake Juice! September 11, 2020
This week Aaron sells you a bunch of snake oil and then Shea writes a creepy poem about it..
Episode 19 – Nukatron vs. Tunguskazilla! September 4, 2020
Jenn talks about space blowing up Russia, then Aaron tells patrons about Russia trying to blow up space.
Episode 18: Life, Death, & Whiskey August 28, 2020
Shea and Aaron dive into a whiskey bottle, and then into Scottish history, to bring you a dastardly set of stories about yee-oldie fairy homicide.
Episode 17 – Thee Ye-Olde Finale Quize! August 21, 2020
Aaron wraps up his delve into ye-olde medicine by grilling Jenn and Shea over an open dumpster fire of quackery and nonsense.
Episode 16 – The Sweet Raspberry Blues! August 14, 2020
Shea and Aaron team up to talk about flavor, colour, and food. Then Aaron tells the patrons how to make money with their beavers!
Episode 15: The Long Road To Recovery August 7, 2020
This week Jenn eases your 2020-pain with a generous supply of funny gas, then Aaron finishes quizing the patrons about the curative power of Cleveland’s ye-oldie birds.
Episode 14: Medieval Medical Mediocrity! July 31, 2020
Aaron takes us on a squabby walk down medical memory lane, then Shea tells us that everything ye-olde and gross is new again!
Episode 13: The Caribou of Formosa July 24, 2020
Aaron takes Jim and Shea on a strange journey of yee-oldie self reinvention, then takes patrons to see Princess Caraboo!
Episode 12: Strings & Things! July 17, 2020
Shea strings you along with stories of magic and musical twin, then Jenn gets hung up on yee-oldie executions.
Episode 11: Over Engineered Mouse July 10, 2020
Aaron captures your attention with wild and weird mouse traps then Shea takes the patrons for a stroll down the As Seen On TV isle!
Episodes 10: Guns, Germs, & Garfield July 3, 2020
Jenn tells us about the terrible death of President Garfield, then Shea teaches the patrons how to kidnap perpetual energy!
Episode 9: Stubs The Soapy Giant June 26, 2020
Jenn tells us a story of giant porportinos and then Shea fills in the before and after for the patrons!
Episode 8: Jim’s Supreme Introduction! June 19, 2020
Pride, Juneteenth, Loving Day, Black Lives, we’ve got a lot to celebrate this week! Luckily Jim is here to help us out. He talks us through Title VII, then Aaron tells patrons—and you—about Birth Certificates.
Episode 7: Moons Over Australia June 12, 2020
M-O-O-N, that spells ‘hoax’ according to Moon-Jenn. Then Aaron clears up that “is Australia real” mess.
Episode 6: Brazen Bull Broad! June 5, 2020
This week the True Crew tests to see who knows the most about obscure inventions that killed their inventors. Then we take patrons on a very special roller coaster!
Episode 5: Brave Battle Bear! May 29, 2020
How about a munition-toting, cigar-smoking, beer-drinking, Nazi-fighting, grizzly bear with a side of monkeys from space?
Episode 4: Fantastic Flammarion Facts May 22, 2020
Jenn tells the terrifying tail of a turn of the century comet. Aaron tells patrons how they can protect themselves from the comet death.
Episode 3: A Murder Maybe-Mystery May 15, 2020
Maybe-Aaron hosts this week’s show with a maybe-murder, maybe-mystery tale for the ages. Then Steve brings the patrons home with a Wyoming cold-case.
Episode 2: How To Prevent A Plague May 8, 2020
Jenn celebrates the anniversary of a major medical breakthrough and Aaron tells the Patrons (publicly released this week) about stem cell quackery.
Episode 1: Interesting If True Erupts Onto the Scene! May 1, 2020
Welcome to Interesting If True. Jenn tells you about the greatest, most dangerous, and most involved April Fool’s prank ever. Aaron tells you about his Great Blue Hill.
Episode 0: Trailer March 30, 2020
Interesting If True, the weekly comedy podcast for beer-swilling, joke-telling, stories, quizzes, and mysteries!