Shea wishes upon a haunted haunt & is fish-slapped by a Djinn. Aaron feeds the patrons after midnight and blows everything up Mogwai-style.
Shea tells the haunting stories of a Moony Brewery, then Jenn tells patrons about the truly horrifying origin of Nightmare on Elm Street.
Aaron tells the next chapter in the saga of Gun Ghost then Shea makes sure patrons candy is safe to eat.
Jenn tells us how to have to a good, god-fearing, freedom-baby, then Aaron glazes over some extra silly flat-ish Earth nonsense for patrons.
Jenn tells the often-referenced (sorry) story of the Radium Girls. Then, ignoring all of that, Aaron tells patrons how to play with radium!
Jenn takes us back to a simpler, more rhythmic time. Then Aaron tells patrons—and everyone—how to defeat ye-oldie alien gas attacks.
Aaron remodels his bathroom into a spooky, scary, specter of a show. then tells patrons the legend of a far creepier Moaning Myrtle.
This week Aaron teaches the guys about how the best water is above 7 and then quizes the patrons on what they’ve learned about wetness.
Shea hosts the first great Interesting Jerk Off then Aaron tells the patrons all about how to be a cunning linguist!
Jenn relates a very handsome witch’s journey through the Western Theosophical movement then Aaron introduces the patrons America’s foxiest, psychic, sisters!