In today’s show naturopaths at CPAC announce the release of a Satan-backed organic gyno-cam abortion pill that allows Christian homeschoolers to cure their centaur-daughter of ovarian cancer fungus with 50 shades of boiling oil just in time for her arranged marriage.
This Week’s Beer:
Blue Moon Rounder Belgian-Style Pale – Coors Brewing Company
BA Rating: 72 / 100
This Week’s Stories:
(& a few that didn’t make the cut)
Senate File 115 failed — 33 opposing, 26 supporting. Equality State my ass.
Addicting Info – Christian Homeschoolers Sell Daughter Into Arranged Marriage, Offer Discount Because She’s ‘Damaged’
Right-Wing Pastor: Satan Behind Evolution (audio)
Idaho Republican asks if a woman can swallow a camera for gynecological exam
Nevada Republican says cancer is a fungus you can flush out with salt water
Georgia Republican: Outlaw man-made centaurs, but leave the real ones alone
Patty Break: Pat Robertson: Women fuel sex trafficking by fantasizing about ‘boiling oil’ in ‘50 Shades’
Florida Naturopath Who Treated 11-Year-Old Makayla Sault Charged with Practicing Medicine Without a License
Next Week’s Beer
BA Rating: 88 / 100
Style: American Double / Imperial Pilsner
ABV: 7.00% ABV
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