Episode 25 – The one were Jenn forgives our epic shittiness

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In today’s show, episode 25, anti-vaxxer Scientologists in Utah restore Ted Cruz’s hymen after he got 900,000 gay abortions.

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It’s our 25th episode!!

This Week’s Beer: Porkslap Pale Ale – Butternuts Beer & Ale

Beer DB: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/13302/28751/

BA Rating: 74

Style: American Pale Ale (APA)

ABV: | 4.30% ABV

Steve: 8

Aaron: 8

Jenn: 6

This Week’s Stories:

Jenn: Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz thinks God should give women a hymen that regenerates when she has sex with a new partner (because he is grotesque) to show if she is unfaithful: http://bit.ly/1JhYSjv

Aaron: Lawyer defending Utah equality ban warns: Gays will cause 900,000 abortions if they marry: http://bit.ly/1DoCNZo

“See, allowing the ‘mo’s to gay marry each other means the women they WOULD have married if we forced them to stay in the closet will never find husbands, and they’ll sleep around like slutty little sluts and abort their little slut sex bastards, instead of raising them in a loving Christian home with a submissive mother and a repressed gay father like Jesus intended. Isn’t it obvious?”

Steve: If We Applied Anti-Vaxxer “Logic” to Other Areas, It Might Sound Like This
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/04/22/if-we-applied-anti-vaxxer-logic-to-other-areas-it-might-sound-like-this/