Episode 42 – The One Where We Stare At Horses

On this weeks show, episode 42, a woman marries Jesus then gets drunk on stolen beer, cheats on him with Josh Duggar, then pays Texans to murder everyone involved. Or something… I don’t know… beer.

Grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Priapus hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson:

This week I learned that you shouldn’t refer to OBGYNs as lady spelunkers… Apparently I don’t understand the anatomy of the vagoo.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson:

The patron saint of dentists is St. Apollonia. She reportedly had her teeth pulled out in 249 AD by an anti-Christian mob.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show:

On this weeks show, episode 42, a woman marries Jesus then gets drunk on stolen beer, cheats on him with Josh Duggar, then pays Texans to murder everyone involved. Or something… I don’t know… beer.

This Week’s Beer

Cara De Luna Black Ale – Crazy Mountain Brewing Company

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1hOZ2DY

  • BA Rating: 84
  • Style: American Black Ale
  • ABV: 5.50% ABV
  • Aaron 9
  • Shea 7
  • Jenn 8
  • Steve 9

Announcements:

We’ll be on an upcoming episode of Atheists on Air: Beyond the Trailer Park on the 31st, so make sure you tune in or subscribe.

The extended penis gallery would like to wish Promoting Secular Feminism a big “welcome aboard” to the atheist podcasting community. We listened to your first episode today and it wasn’t nearly as awkward and significantly more gratifying than some other firsts I’ve had… But really, great show ladies, can’t wait for the next episode! Power to the sparkle farts!

Speaking of other atheist shows as we approach our 50th show we’d love to play a promo for your show or event. Introduce yourself on the socials or through email with an up to 30 second promo and we’ll give you some air time! If you want you promo on an earlier show, you can always bribe us an iTunes review…

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Headlines

Aaron’s Story

Josh Duggar revealed as having ‘paid almost $1,000 for multiple Ashley Madison accounts’

Jenn’s Story

Indiana Woman Marries Jesus Christ Becomes Consecrated Virgin

Shea’s Story

Texas Clerk Gets The Bill For Her ‘Religious Freedom’ Claim

Second Half

Do you consider yourself an ‘out’ atheist? Why or why not?

Next Week’s Beer

Broken Auger Lauger – Broken Bow Brewery

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1NDrXrO

  • BA Rating: N/A
  • Style: American Amber / Red Lager
  • ABV: 5.2%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Ride2Recover Ride2Recover is a continuing journey of a bicycle ride from Washington to New York with the mission of raising awareness about Children’s Advocacy centers

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Bonus Cat Video:

Taylor Swift Sings Smelly Cat … you’re welcome 90’s kids.