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In this week’s show, episode 66, Beyonce crashes her own funeral after Ted Cruz murders her face with Flint’s water.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while !Xu (sky god of the Bushmen of southern Africa who is invoked in illness) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that because the world is 52% women, I can confidently say I have a bigger dick than more than half the planet.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Xingu (shin-goo) Black Beer – Cervejaria Kaiser

• BA Link: http://bit.ly/20d7vzX
• BA Rating: 79
• Style: Schwarzbier
• ABV: 4.70%
• Aaron: 8
• Jenn: :S
• Shea: 8
• Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

• No new patrons or iTunes makes Shea sad…
• Jenn’s out this week with the plague, wish her well on iTunes by leaving a review!
• Steve was on Atheism 101 this week with Matt & Tim. Check it out at http://atheism101podcast.com
• This Website Will Help You Officially Resign from the Mormon Church – https://quitmormon.com
• Dan Beecher of “Thank God I’m Atheist” will be our guest next week.
• Drunk Dial Line: 513–760–0463

Headlines

• Woman crashes her own funeral – http://thenewdaily.com.au/news/2016/02/07/woman-crashes-funeral-husband-paid-kill/
• Cops whining about Beyonce’s Superbowl halftime performance – http://bit.ly/1PGp0nb
  • Other whiney bitches complaining that the halftime show promoted homosexuality – http://bit.ly/1PQhkm2
• “Religious Freedom” Bill in West Virginia – http://bit.ly/1PGoWUE

This Week’s Stories

Patreon story

A new church Emerges in Tanzania where pastor must not touch the ground until the end of the sermon! – http://bit.ly/1PQhedX

Aaron’s Story

Instead of Helping Flint, Michigan Republicans Just Passed a Bill That Makes Anal Sex Illegal – http://bit.ly/1PQhfyC

Shea’s Ted Talk

This week my news feed was full of awesome things I didn’t know about Ted Cruz so I want to take a minute to teach you what I have learned.

• Neurologist explains why it’s hard to look at Ted Cruz’s creepy ‘unsettling’ face – http://bit.ly/1PQh9qM
• Ted Cruz college classmates ‘horrified’ he might become president – http://bit.ly/1PGoSEj
  • Craig Mazin, a screenwriter and Cruz’s former roommate has some things to say – http://bit.ly/1PGoJk5
• ‘He’s possessed by a demon’: Man attempts exorcism on Ted Cruz during campaign event Patreon Cut – http://bit.ly/1PQh4Dv
• TrusTed Cruz – http://bit.ly/1PGoDJe