Episode 77 – The One Where We Put Out The Welcome Mat

In this week’s show, episode 77, Tom and Cecil Goose a fundamentalist Puertorican Mormon with a poisonous baby snake.

Episode 77 – The One Where We Put Out The Welcome Mat
Episode 77 – The One Where We Put Out The Welcome Mat

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Kche Mnedo The Great Spirit of the Potawatomi, Natives of Chicago hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that dolls set an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain many slightly smaller Russian women inside them.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know Prince was raised a 7th Day Adventist, but converted and became a devout Jehovah’s Witness? In fact, he would sometimes go to fans’ doors to proselytise…so that’s annoying.

In this week’s show, episode 77, Tom and Cecil Goose a fundamentalist Puertorican Mormon with a poisonous baby snake.

Tom & Cecil

… Ugh …

I’m Steve, but before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Goose Island IPA | Goose Island Beer Co.

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/1VEgpZT
  • BA Rating: 86
  • Style: India Pale Ale
  • ABV: 5.9
  • Aaron: 5
  • Jenn: 7
  • Shea: 6
  • Steve: 5
  • Tom: 4
  • Cecil: 5

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Thanks to new patrons, Dana & Jeff, friends of the show and all around awesome people. Thank you so much.

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We have a voice mail to share this week from Patron, The Napkin Pope, blessed be his wiping, regarding the virtues of penguin sex.

Turns out we’re pro-penguin fucking… You’re welcome.

Aaron fucked up last week’s editing – enjoy the additional patreon preview ;)

Email from Revan, a former JW:

Homosexuals- they are more accepting. Yes and no. Old guard over the age of 40 are not. They will still ridicule them and just be horrible to them, but LGBTQ can get baptized and become JWs, there is a gay man not far from where I live who was baptized last year. It is just that they can’t practice homosexuality.

Now JWs use the inter tubes but in the late ’90s it was strongly condemned because they could come into contact with apostates. They also strongly discouraged any college […]

this is a publishing company cult that in 1986 published “Evolution vs Creation”, a blue book that was filled with so many quote mines and misapplied quotes that they stopped publishing it by the 1990s.

JWs vehemently reject evolution but accept the big bang theory (god done it). As for blood transfusion, they reject whole blood and the four primary components, red cells, white cells, plasma, and platelets. They CAN accept fractions. In fact they can accept every fraction in blood which, if you would put it in a jar and shake it up you would have blood. The blood issue is only an issue because they want to keep JW’s separate from the rest of society to increase the persecution complex and to make them surrender their thinking abilities.

Re: JW’s from Aaron.

Later in the story I drunkenly call this a corrective email. It clearly isn’t. Revan is a badass and I was blitzed. Thanks again for writing.

~ Aaron

Finally, before we get going we need to give an extra thanks to Tom and Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance for joining us today. On the off chance you’re not already listening them, you’ll find their show at http://dissonancepod.com

Thanks guys!

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Bonus Patron Beer

Red Light | Wallace Brewing / Orehouse Tasting Room

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/1SCy5is
  • BA Rating: 86
  • Style: Irish Red Ale
  • ABV: 5.5
  • Aaron: 9
  • Jenn: 7
  • Shea: 7
  • Steve: 8

Special thanks to Promoting Secular Feminism for providing this weeks bonus beer!

Promoting Secular Feminism

And their sister show, Atheist Avengers

This Week’s Stories

Jenn’s Story

Utah declares porn a public health crisis – http://bit.ly/1SCyJfN

Aaron Story

South Carolina woman rams car into Walmart because she thought the Rapture was coming – http://bit.ly/1SCyHVo

Patreon Story

This Chiropractor Cracks a Baby’s Back in This Highly Disturbing Promotional Video – http://bit.ly/1SCyK3v

Seriously, this video is terrible in a very special way. If you have a weak stomach, you should skip this one.

Next Week’s Beer

Cali Creamin’ Vanilla Cream Ale | Mother Earth Brew Co.

Faith In Humanity Restored

On Saturday, April 16th, a 7.8 magnitude earthquake hit about 17 miles (27km) from Muisne, Ecuador at a relatively shallow depth of 11.9 miles (19.2km). Shallow earthquakes create more damage because of their proximity to the earth’s surface. On Sunday evening, the government reported that 246 people had died and 2,527 were injured. – http://bit.ly/1SCyMbn

Bonus Cat Video

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